TVM Mythbusters: You decide.

You know it’s a good weekend when……
• You wake up in a bed with four people, two of whom immediately ask, “Where are my pants?” (It takes at least 10 minutes for both parties to find pants).
• You don’t know where any of your belongings are, including your backpack full of personal items and also, your pants.
• You get up out of bed to find said personal belongings, but you can barely walk because you’ve mysteriously injured the entire left side of your body.
• Your friend looks at you and shouts, “Wow, nice vampire action on your neck right now.” (And you then have to wear turtlenecks to work for a week).
• Your sunglasses have only one lens in them, and you find the other chilling out in your bra.
• As the day progresses, you discover infinitely more bruises on your body, including two giant goose-eggs on the back of your head.
• You find out you lost your friend’s backpack, which was empty, but you insisted on carrying around anyway, swearing up and down it had all of your shit in it.
• Your hair is still wet in the morning and you realize you had a “hot tub” party in the bathtub of your condo, alone. (But you did call and invite guests to your “hot tub,” even though it didn’t necessarily exist).
• You discover pictures of yourself in places you don’t remember being, drinking concoctions of liquor that should never, ever be mixed together, but then your camera turns off and blows up because it turns out you slammed it in to 1,000 things and it is now officially broken. (Oh, they also depict you wearing black pleather leggings and a zebra-print tank top. All the while you're wondering, "Who let me leave the house in this fashion faux-pas?")
• You show up to your condo at 10 a.m. explaining your whereabouts and the night you spent with a bachelor party group. Your “hot pants” are definitely MIA.
• You have to ask “True of false: We ate three large pizzas among the 5 of us last night?”



Which are true and which are false, you’ll never know. But it sure sounds like a party, eh?? Maybe next time you'll join us....